Sam's Town

tbhwut:

“k”, “ok”, and “okay” are 3 very different things

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When I say, “the other day” it can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.

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nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

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yaminerua:

When someone tells you they had a dream and you were in it

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readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

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worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

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tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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unfollower:

invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you

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modestdemidov:

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